He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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