I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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