...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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