We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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