school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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