grandma shit on top of the toilet
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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