Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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