God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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