I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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