Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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