So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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