cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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