my mouth tastes like poor choices
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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