what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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