so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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