Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She bit a glass in half.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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