Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
