You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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