return my video game
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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