So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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