# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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