I'm eating all of the evidence.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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