Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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