Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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