I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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