She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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