Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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