never play flip cup with pint glasses
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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