To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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