There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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