absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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