You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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