He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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