Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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