just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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