I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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