I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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