left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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