You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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