I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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