My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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