I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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