You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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