Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
