Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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