i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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