Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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