No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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