Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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