lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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