Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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